Beer drinker with Java expertise (web oriented)

We would like to hire a few peeps to fill out key positions in our garbage-ball and paint-ball teams. Absolutely mandatory requirements:
1. likes to introduce himself/herself as: Programmer... James Programmer!
1. fun to be around dude/dudette
2. Likes beer and going out or pizza and going out...or just going out...and paintball...and billiard
3. Thinks OOP is a way of life

If he/she wants a salary as well the following are a must have:
1. good to perfect knowledge of J2EE, JSF, java frameworks, MVC, Eclipse IDE
2. knowledge and experience with big databases (think Amazon big)
3. good knowledge of Javascript and Ajax
4. 1 to 3 years experience with the above
5. strong analytical and algorithmic (yes, you must know algorithms) thinking, problem solving approach

• Design and develop interactive, consumer-focused web sites and web applications.
• Produce innovative, engaging and effective designs that meet technical requirements, user needs and consumer goals.
• Ensure the quality and effectiveness of designs via design reviews, user testing and collaboration with the development team.
• Perform ongoing web site and web application maintenance and feature development.

We are a fast growing, medium sized Internet company with 70 staff based in different countries. We will be hiring a high quality team of software engineers and web designers to development new and exciting projects from our office in Bucharest.